October 31, 1999
*Free* Starbucks Ice Cream

I got my coupon a few days ago and am now enjoying a bowl of Java Chip, which is perhaps the best ice cream I've ever had. I normally wouldn't have bought it since I think $5 for 32 ounces of ice cream is a rip off, not to mention that coffee flavored ice cream is not my bag. Little did I know how damn good Java Chip is. Use the link, get some free ice cream, and tell me if I'm wrong ;)

Hey! I forgot to mention that money is donated to the humane society each time you sign up! Come on, you can have some tasty Java Chip and help pay to put little puppies and kittens to sleep! Hm. I mean, feed hungry little puppies and kittens!

Posted by Xkot at 01:09 AM | Comments (6)
October 30, 1999
Kid injured imitating Fight Club

The thing most of these reports miss is that anyone dumb enough to imitate a scene from a movie deserves what they get. Example - the woman who fell off a cruise ship while doing the "I'm the king of the world" bit. It's called natural selection. It's not the media's fault... it's the stupidity of those taking part.

Posted by Xkot at 05:08 PM | Comments (0)
October 26, 1999
Pig Sperm = Bad Medicine

If this is the cure, I'll take the disease any day. The funniest quote from the article is: "Pigs can be trained to mount a special bench every day, and ejaculate inside it"


What I want to know is 1) Who is the insane person that thought of this, and 2) Who has to train the pigs? I mean, what do they put on their resume - Pig Masturbation Facilitator? Pork Pleasure Producer? Porcine Orgasm Coordinator?

Posted by Xkot at 02:05 AM | Comments (0)
October 23, 1999
Naked people protest Old Navy

Sure, I hate the performance fleece song too, but this is just going too far :) I hope the old lady from the commercials wasn't involved. ::shudder:: that's a bad image.

Posted by Xkot at 01:15 AM | Comments (7)
October 22, 1999
DVD Forum

I bought a DVD player last week, and (as if I didn't spend enough on that) now I have this compulsion to buy a ton of DVDs. Fortunatley lots of online retailers offer coupons that have saved me some money while allowing my addiction to flourish. Check out these message boards to find coupon codes for all the big online stores. You can get a lot of movies for $10 less than you would pay at a regular store, even after shipping.

Posted by Xkot at 05:56 AM | Comments (0)
Woman breastfeeds stranger

Got milk?

Posted by Xkot at 04:26 AM | Comments (0)
October 16, 1999
It's true, ladies

Read it and weep, skinny guys.

Posted by Xkot at 01:05 AM | Comments (0)
October 14, 1999
Jennifer Knapp

Those spineless weasels at cdnow.com cancelled my comission account for no apparent reason. Because of that, you can be sure I am not linking you to this album because I will make money - I won't. I just think it's a great CD. Check out the MP3 samples.

Jennifer Knapp is wonderful because she's a christian musician but she is not holier than thou (she toured with Lilith Fair) and (more importantly) her music is not crappy. Let me go on a mini-tirade here. Why does 99.9999% of Christian music suck? I don't think it's because of the subject matter. I think the reason so much of it sucks is that consumers buy it out of a sense of obligation, like people who drink Diet Coke and know it sucks but feel guilty if they drink the real thing. They support mediocrity. But Jennifer Knapp is the real thing, baby. And if you don't cringe at hearing the word 'God' every now and then, you will dig her music.


Update... here's her official site.

Posted by Xkot at 05:02 AM | Comments (4)
My DiaryLand Page

I give in, I made a DiaryLand page like everyone else on Pitas.com. We must be some kind of cult. Anyway, I know it's frowned upon to link to your own stuff in a weblog, but how the hell is anyone going to see it otherwise? On second thought, it may be better if no one sees that page. Oh well, there's always the delete button if I change my mind :)

Posted by Xkot at 04:44 AM | Comments (0)
Plugboy Cam

See all the glamorous freaks I work with. They're swell. Once in a while I make a guest appearance to squint at a monitor and frown... as if this wasn't enough to meet your squinting and frowning needs.

Posted by Xkot at 03:59 AM | Comments (0)
Man hides in hole for 12 years

I hope I never need $15 that badly.

Posted by Xkot at 01:42 AM | Comments (0)
October 12, 1999
Microsoft's annual report was written on a Mac

I'm not a Mac lover or user, but I still find this funny as hell.

Posted by Xkot at 12:23 AM | Comments (0)
October 08, 1999
Firefighters attack inflamed nipples

Did they use the Jaws of Life?

Posted by Xkot at 03:08 PM | Comments (0)
Diane Arbus

I was a fan of her work back when I wanted to spend my life being a photographer. That was before I somehow wound up in my current career, where I don't get to take picuturs of freaks as much as I would like.

Posted by Xkot at 02:59 PM | Comments (0)
October 01, 1999
Kids in the Hall are back!

If the tour does not come to Jacksonville, FL, I am going to kill someone. Well, actually I'll probably just sulk, but in my head I will be killing someone.

Posted by Xkot at 06:25 PM | Comments (0)
He likes Quake 3 a little too much

...and people make fun of me for my Quake hat

Posted by Xkot at 12:54 AM | Comments (0)