Nerdwoman perfectly sums up what it's like to live in Florida:
It's so hot that stuff bursts into flames every summer. That's ok though because shortly after bursting into flames the biggest scariest lightning and thunderstorm you have ever seen will come along and hopefully put it out.
Posted by Xkot at March 02, 2003 06:26 PM | Speak It | TrackbackIt's nerdwoman's stories about the bugs that scare me the most.
Posted by: kevin on March 2, 2003 09:39 PM - linkAnd then after a person gets cooked and then soaked the alligators can come and feast on the carcass.
Posted by: stacey on March 2, 2003 11:20 PM - linki dont have too many bug problems but the heat does suck...
however, considering how COLD it gets just a little bit north of here, i must admit i am perfectly fine where i am...
Posted by: dpjax on March 3, 2003 07:30 PM - linkI agree, don't like the cold weather, but this is the only place where I've sweated while taking a shower in the summer...
Posted by: the netdork on March 3, 2003 08:46 PM - linkI don't want to live in Florida for completely different reasons involving an incontienent elephant and a weekend spent taking the ashes of a complete stranger to a wake in Miami because they'd been accidentally given to my uncle with his luggage, but there are plenty of places as hot and as muggy. Louisiana comes to mind. Texas gulf coast. So the weather isn't as much of a concern to me.
But damn, there's nothing like being on the back of an elephant that just won't stop shitting to turn you off of a state permanently.
Posted by: Ezrael on March 3, 2003 11:56 PM - link