Just when I thought I had kicked the flu's ass, it strikes back with a vengeance. Nasty, tricksy flu. It's like Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction... I could be in China and the flu would pop out of a bowl of rice and pop a cap in me.
One fun thing to do when your digestive system is in heavy output mode is to weigh yourself on a really accurate scale in the morning and then keep track of how much lighter you are at the end of the day.
Posted by Xkot at January 16, 2003 09:13 PM | Speak It | TrackbackYou party machine, you.
In all sincerety, hope it passes quickly. The flu, not the excreta.
Posted by: Ezrael on January 16, 2003 09:24 PM - linkthat first paragraph was sheer poetry in prose...economy in words and all that...more funny pounded into two sentences than some people put in a page long post.
"Nasty, tricksy flu" that's gollum. i know it. rock on
but best wishes to your digestive system and you.
Posted by: glen on January 17, 2003 12:27 AM - linkum...i meant three (four if you count an elipse as an end stop )
(but i stick to three as it must be the gully dwarf in me)
Need anything? If you do, I'll call a delivery service.
Seriously, I'll bring anything you want !
Posted by: Moxt on January 17, 2003 04:11 AM - linkOne thing I always wondered: If they say it happens because you are dehydrated, why is there so much fluid?
Posted by: dabloone on January 17, 2003 08:10 AM - linkWould you be referring to Ring of Fire (Ring, not that turgid bag of shit Reign of Fire) or Hurt? Either would work.
Posted by: Netsloth on January 17, 2003 08:47 AM - linkNetsloth wins the prize... which is yet to be determined.
Posted by: Xkot on January 17, 2003 04:06 PM - linkDirty Old Egg Sucking Dog would probably be appropritate here, as well. ;)
Posted by: sakamuyo on January 17, 2003 04:55 PM - linkHear the way he talks about you, Xkot? I think he should get the "other", more "juicy" prize for that one.
Posted by: dabloone on January 17, 2003 05:20 PM - linkor if you're measuring, it could be "Five feet high and risin" or "One piece at a time"
Posted by: dangerbarrow on January 19, 2003 02:10 AM - linkthis shit sucks replase is and use more shit words
Posted by: john nockswill on March 11, 2003 10:47 AM - link