November 13, 2002
He's gone into Muppet territory

I may finally have it figured out. Michael Jackson isn't trying to be Elizabeth Taylor. He's becoming a gelfling from The Dark Crystal.

Twins?

I chose the male gelfling for that comparison, but he might look more like the female. Maybe he's just their offspring.

Posted by Xkot at November 13, 2002 11:39 PM | Speak It | Trackback
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Stop it! You're scaring me! I used to like that movie.

Posted by: dabloone on November 14, 2002 03:43 AM - link

That pic originated from here. There are more there that show how extreme his facial changes have become.

Posted by: Xkot on November 14, 2002 04:21 AM - link

Moral of this story...

Be happy with who you are.

Posted by: Buzzman on November 14, 2002 04:48 AM - link

The gelfling is much better looking...and less terrifying.

Posted by: Susan on November 14, 2002 08:34 AM - link

Yes, Michael Jackson is just plain frightful. What happened to the cool Michael from the "Off the Wall" era?

Posted by: Stacey on November 14, 2002 09:43 AM - link

I feel bad for the guy. That's just frightening.

Posted by: nastybastard on November 14, 2002 10:40 AM - link

that is just eerie.

Posted by: jenn on November 14, 2002 10:45 AM - link

I still think he looks more like the chick from the planet of the apes.

http://www.planetoftheapes.com/images/popup/f10_ari_slide1_v.jpg

Posted by: ZahgurimX on November 14, 2002 10:52 AM - link

He's definately moving away from a common identification with humans.

Problem -- the gelfling looks much better.

Posted by: Sherri on November 14, 2002 12:45 PM - link

That poor, frightening, hideous...umm man.

Posted by: Kevin on November 14, 2002 01:11 PM - link

It's sad when you know you'd say, "Oh cool! A gelfling!", if you stumbled across one -- and, "OH MY GOD! WHAT HAS HE DONE TO HIMSELF?" if you had the misfortune to stand face-to-face with Michael.

Posted by: robyn on November 14, 2002 01:30 PM - link

Of course, this is the logical end result, if we follow the progression properly.

Posted by: Annette on November 14, 2002 02:29 PM - link

sorry, annette, i disagree... you have to eliminate the nose entirely...

Posted by: jenn on November 14, 2002 03:37 PM - link

Haha... I'm with Annette. He's halfway there already.

Posted by: Xkot on November 14, 2002 04:18 PM - link

The trash heap has spoken...yeaaah.

Posted by: dabloone on November 14, 2002 04:42 PM - link

I think he's on his way to stealing Diana Ross's identity. Look for him to be wearing an evening gown soon.

Posted by: michele on November 14, 2002 05:17 PM - link

OK, someone has done the full timeline of the Jackovolution. A must see.

Posted by: Annette on November 15, 2002 11:17 PM - link

EEeeeewww. I feel so sorry for him after seeing that. I wish I knew what drove him to mutilate himself like that.

Posted by: Xkot on November 15, 2002 11:42 PM - link

Oh, Michelle... I think he went past Diana about 5 years back. I think he's headed for Liza Minelli now.

Posted by: Xkot on November 15, 2002 11:43 PM - link

All I can say is, it's about time someone else noticed this. I've been telling people this for years but no one knew what I was talking about.

Posted by: darcy on November 17, 2002 03:42 PM - link

All I can say is, it's about time someone else noticed this. I've been telling people this for years but no one knew what I was talking about.

Posted by: darcy on November 17, 2002 03:44 PM - link

Thats just plain wierd, I thought the elephant man bones and child stars was strange. He should hang out with hannibal for a while they could be friends and eat people or his old body parts. I wounder if he saves them in formaldihide in his basement.

Posted by: on November 19, 2002 11:25 AM - link

first a all y da hell iz ya makin fun a micheal jackson....micheal jackson iz a sweetheart...n dayum he prolly look betta den sum a ya.. n he definitly got his azz a life unlike ya lazy wench'z who jus stare at ya screen da whole dayum day.. dun hate...on micheal fo he busta a cap up ya azz'z...DUN HATE MUTHA FUQQA'Z!!!

*~~*LaQuAnDa*~~*

Posted by: laquanda on April 3, 2003 07:29 PM - link

Ummm, Anyone understand what that last post is supposed to be saying?

Posted by: Kermit on November 21, 2003 03:31 AM - link

If you're going through hell, keep going.Everybody is a star with the potentiality to shine in the infinite sky of eternity.

Posted by: Washburn Polly on December 10, 2003 09:06 PM - link

He who wishes to secure the good of others has already secured his own.

Posted by: Degges Jan on January 9, 2004 11:21 PM - link
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