Message to Ben Affleck: I don't really like you, but you weren't bad in Chasing Amy so I will have pity and share some wisdom. She has a problem with commitment. You'll be her third husband and I don't even think she's 30 yet. Run away. I mean come on, do you really want to be where Puff Daddy has been?
Message to Jennifer Lopez: Your music sucks, but I liked you in Out of Sight so I'll cut you some slack. You'll get tired of Affleck's shit pretty fast, and those teeth are fake. If you keep up the serial marriage thing you'll be no different than a guest on Springer. Besides, do you really want to be where Matt Damon has been?
Posted by Xkot at November 13, 2002 01:07 AM | Speak It | TrackbackAaaw, you're just jealous! ;-) (And not alone at that btw)
Posted by: Barry on November 13, 2002 03:20 AM - linkDre... the article I linked to explains, if you scroll down a bit, that they spent $20,000 on capping his teeth for one of his movies.
Posted by: Xkot on November 13, 2002 11:50 AM - linkXkot is pretty darn cool. Whenever I read his blog I'm usually in for a good laugh or a new look on some interesting tid-bit that I never knew.
Posted by: Buzzman on November 14, 2002 03:42 AM - linkThis is a bizarre union. I can't think of what they might have in common.
Posted by: Susan on November 14, 2002 08:35 AM - linkSusan, I know what they have in common. THEY BOTH SUCK. hehehe. ;)
I guess you could take that to mean *sucking* in either sense of the word.
Posted by: nastybastard on November 14, 2002 10:42 AM - linkhahahha, you are so right on here. plus, you can tell his teeth are fake because in the kevin smith movies they are tiny & his gums are overwhelming, then post-"armageddon" they are huge and pearly white. i have to say i agree with your statements, though: other than kevin smith movies (and i only like him in those because he's making fun of himself basically) i loathe ben affleck, and other than "out of sight", j.lo isn't that great either. also, david and i were talking about how now when jennifer calls her mom to be like "mom! i'm engaged! woo!" her mom probably yawns & is like "honey, i'm busy. can i call you back?" or something, since it's old hat by now.
Posted by: april on November 14, 2002 12:44 PM - link